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philosophicalbastard
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Last Active: Sep 3, 2014 23:09
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Advance to Level 2
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album
Eva Unit 01
Personality Quizzes
Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made.
Power Loader
Personality Quizzes
Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Sergeant
Quiz Awards
Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality Quizzes
Killing is an art. And I am a Master.
Rage Zombie
Quiz Awards
DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
Knowledge is Power
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Blue Magic" Result
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
So Say We All
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Battlestar Galactica result
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
The First Avenger
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Captain America Result
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
By the Goddess!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Clever and Crafty
Personality Quizzes
Raptors rule!
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Key to the TARDIS
Holiday 2010
To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Dinosaur Shirt
Holiday 2009
Dude, it's a dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Valentine's Day (U Pwn My Heart)
Valentine's Day
You are so l33t you pwn my heart....awww...*gag*
Duke Nukem Forever
Holiday 2008
And ever. and ever. and ever.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.