Member Since: 26 Dec 2008
Nuked From Orbit
JimquisitionIt's the only way to be sure.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's RetrieversYou're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Quiz AwardsYou know so much about Apocalypse Lane, you get your very own Cuddles!
Quiz AwardsYou've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Personality QuizzesYou'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Quiz AwardsHe doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.
Personality QuizzesWakka wakka
Quiz AwardsI'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Quiz AwardsAll hail the Dark Lord of Christmas!
There Will Be BrawlWatched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Personality QuizzesYou'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Zero PunctuationHas watched every Zero Punctuation
The Killing Joke
Personality QuizzesEarned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Zero PunctuationWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Personality QuizzesWe Do What We Must, Because We Can
AwardsAwarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
Personality QuizzesEarned the Iron Man result
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality QuizzesHe's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Zero PunctuationI know what you're going to say.
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be BrawlI watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Quiz AwardsYou're as clever as a court jester.
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Face With A Name
CommunityHas set an avatar.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
All About The Credits
Personality QuizzesEarned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Make Yourself At Home
CommunityHas created a user profile.
ContestsI took the survey! I am a statistic!
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Zero PunctuationKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
CommunityWe won the Webby...because we rule!
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Special EventsCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click itWhatever you do, don't click here.
Zero PunctuationThe first time is always the best time.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
A Year of Miracles
Special EventsCelebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
The Mysterious Rival
Personality QuizzesWhose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Starring Mike Patton
UnskippableWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Game of Thrones: Ned
Quiz AwardsNot the sharpest sword in the armory when it comes to Game of Thrones
The Few, The Proud, The Clones
Personality QuizzesEarned the Squall Trooper Result
CommunityHas added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
CommunityHas linked their Steam account on their profile.
CommunityHas added their PSN account to their profile.
These Are the Voyages...
Personality QuizzesEarned the USS Enterprise
Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero PunctuationWatched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Game Over, Man
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Fists of Fury
Personality QuizzesEarned the Monk result.
Personality QuizzesYou listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
Personality QuizzesMostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Quiz AwardsCompleted the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz AwardsGot 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Doomsday ArcadeWatched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Oops... My Finger Slipped
AwardsYou said this button does what?
Hand of Fate
Special EventsThe fates have decided ... along with your help.
AwardsGamers are the new supermen.
The Boy Who Lived
Quiz AwardsYou could face Voldemort all by yourself!
Personality QuizzesYou never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
Personality QuizzesAll you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Quiz AwardsSo terribly tortured inside.
Personality QuizzesWhy can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz AwardsHas completed 25 quizzes.
The Escapist ShowWatched two episodes of The Escapist Show
It's Your Ring
The Escapist ShowWatched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show
Live Long and Prosper
Quiz AwardsKnows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
Master of Retro Gaming
Quiz AwardsAced the Old School Gaming Quiz
The Jack of All Games
Personality QuizzesWho has time to finish games?
Personality QuizzesThe outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.
Personality QuizzesYou may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Partridge in a Pear Tree
Personality QuizzesWhy are you in a pear tree, anyway?
WoW TimelineYou have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Personality QuizzesHe come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
Personality QuizzesWhy are you ALWAYS in another castle?
Personality QuizzesYou mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Quiz AwardsAmat victoria curam
There Will Be BrawlWatched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be BrawlWatched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Apocalypse LaneWatched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Apocalypse LaneWatched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse LaneWatched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Extra CreditsEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Taking It Easy
Quiz AwardsYou've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Death is Only the Beginning
Personality QuizzesEarned the "Black Magic" Result
Apocalypse LaneWatched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Journeyman God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Apocalypse LaneWatched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Apocalypse LaneWatched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Welcome to the Apocalypse
Apocalypse LaneWatched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Personality QuizzesGuns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
Blood is the Life
Personality QuizzesEarned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!
Silence Will Fall
Quiz AwardsEarned The Silence result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Personality QuizzesEarned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Personality QuizzesMess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!
Personality Quizzes"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Personality QuizzesHeroes may die, but legends endure.
Personality QuizzesHow could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
10 About 4
Quiz AwardsFor taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz AwardsAced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsHas completed 50 quizzes.
Not Just A Sidekick Anymore
Personality QuizzesEarned the Nightwing result.
Extra CreditsWatched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz AwardsYou've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz AwardsYou're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
Quiz AwardsYou're a well traveled gamer!
Master God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
JimquisitionWatched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
JimquisitionIt's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
JimquisitionThe only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Personality QuizzesGo outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Kind of Boring
Personality QuizzesYou're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz AwardsCongratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Personality QuizzesNo one will see you coming.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz AwardsReward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Quiz AwardsIn space, no one can hear you munch on brains.
I'm a Professional
Personality QuizzesNames are for friends, so I don't need one.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Personality QuizzesEarned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz AwardsYou know your way around a grimoire.
Personality QuizzesYou've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
Quiz AwardsAw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Personality QuizzesEarned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz AwardsFate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Quiz AwardsYou're a master Tree Hugger!
Quiz AwardsIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Personality QuizzesThey stole it from us. My precious.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz AwardsHas completed 75 quizzes
Quiz AwardsTime is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Quiz AwardsA towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have
The Long Ride Home
Game of the Year 2012Voted for The Walking Dead for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Quiz AwardsChristmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz AwardsHappiness is a warm puppy
Professor of Canine Studies
Quiz AwardsYou've got plenty of bark and bite to go around.
Quiz AwardsAny tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Quiz AwardsYou have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Quiz AwardsYou've Seen Movies
Quiz AwardsYou Could Be Considered An Auteur
Quiz AwardsI have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Quiz AwardsYou took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz AwardsYou've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Quiz AwardsYou've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz AwardsThe Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz AwardsYou've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz AwardsWhen you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Gimme Some Sugar
Quiz AwardsOld double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz AwardsButtercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Possession Vigor
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Quiz AwardsLife will go on, we will prevail.
Quiz AwardsListen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
Personality QuizzesI am all powerful! Your new Master!
Quiz AwardsThe Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
WarCryGoing to any page on WarCry.com
Quiz AwardsMy powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Quiz AwardsI'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Personality QuizzesIt's Morphin' time!
Personality QuizzesCause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.
Backup Dancer Zombie
Quiz AwardsHe spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz AwardsEating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsI've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsIf you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Kermit the Frog
Personality QuizzesIt's not easy being green.
Quiz AwardsYou may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Quiz AwardsBiggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz AwardsHey! Where'd it go?
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz AwardsTook the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz AwardsYou bet I do!
Personality Quizzes"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
Personality Quizzes"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."
Personality QuizzesWho else would kick a man for eating ice cream?
Personality QuizzesThe original hashashin.
Ender's Game Knowledge Quiz Completed
Quiz AwardsCongratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!
Quiz AwardsProbably the most beloved dog of 2013.
Quiz AwardsYou have taken the Xbox quiz
Quiz AwardsYou have mastered the Xbox quiz
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz AwardsThis house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
A Die Hard Christmas
Quiz AwardsYou throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
The Misfit Toys
Personality QuizzesYou're The Misfit Toys! You exist.
Personality QuizzesEarned the Private Drake result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Quiz AwardsYou most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.
Guild Wars 2 Quiz
Quiz AwardsYou braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed
Rick Grimes Valentine
Personality QuizzesThe world was already in bad shape when we met.
Quiz AwardsI'M HELPING
Personality QuizzesMmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
TARDIS Instruction Manual
Quiz AwardsParticipated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
Personality QuizzesMoi's hair has natural curls. So does my tail.
Quiz AwardsThere there, you're just the happy angel.
Angel of Paradise
Quiz AwardsGood, bad, you're the Angel with the sword.
Personality QuizzesThe sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesLisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Quiz AwardsAlways know your enemy.
There Is Only Scarecrow
JimquisitionIs your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Personality QuizzesWhoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
Personality QuizzesI'm so glad I've avoided drugs, they're for losers.
Personality Quizzes"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."
Personality Quizzes"For every life you save... there's a million new ways to die."
Destroy All Monsters!
Quiz AwardsYou successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
King Of The Monsters!
Quiz AwardsYou answered all Godzilla quiz questions correctly! Now you can be stomped underneath Godzilla's might foot knowing you're fully informed.
Personality QuizzesBanished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Quiz AwardsDie, Allied schweinehund
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz AwardsYou completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Personality QuizzesIntellectual. Morose. Decomposing.
CommunityHas connected their twitter account to their user profile
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Quiz AwardsI think we just found a Transformer!
Quiz AwardsAt the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Under the Dome
Quiz AwardsYou took the Under the Dome quiz
Personality QuizzesBeware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.
Personality QuizzesA storyteller's job is never done
Quiz AwardsYou are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.
Personality QuizzesIt's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
Personality QuizzesYou are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.
Drax the Destroyer
Personality QuizzesYou don't understand metaphor, but you do understand the word metaphor exists. Fingers on throat equal death!
Personality QuizzesWe are awesome!
Forum AwardsCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
Quiz AwardsIt's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Quiz AwardsYou made it to the nominee's circle on our Emmy quiz.
Wait, Did I Skip Dinner Again?
Personality QuizzesIf you were a Sim, you'd somehow starve to death. Maybe you forgot to buy food?
Quiz AwardsYou completed the Destiny Quiz.
Quiz AwardsSunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!
Quiz AwardsSO CUTE
Personality QuizzesWhat are you waiting for? Get going.
Quiz AwardsPress B to found a city.
Quiz AwardsMan, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?
Quiz AwardsThe end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Out of This World
Quiz AwardsYour space trivia knowledge truly is... out of this world.
You Survive! For a While, Anyway
Personality QuizzesThough you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.
You're a Survivor
Personality QuizzesYou've won The Hunger Games! Hopefully you don't get called back for a repeat...
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
Quiz AwardsYou completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
Personality QuizzesStretch out your hand with your rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up on the land of Egypt.
Water into Blood
Personality QuizzesMoses and Aaron did just as the LORD had commanded. He raised his staff in the presence of Pharaoh and his officials and struck the water of the Nile, and all the water was changed into blood.
Quiz AwardsThe Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!
Quiz AwardsI took the Bloodborne Pathogens Quiz!
Quiz AwardsI’m not done yet, mate, not by a long shot.