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Member Since: 26 Dec 2008
Last Active: Sep 12, 2016 21:46
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Cuddles
Quiz Awards
You know so much about Apocalypse Lane, you get your very own Cuddles!
God Mode
Quiz Awards
You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Yahtzee's Hat
Quiz Awards
He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.
Fozzie Bear
Personality Quizzes
Wakka wakka
The Tardis
Quiz Awards
I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Krampus
Quiz Awards
All hail the Dark Lord of Christmas!
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Subzero
Personality Quizzes
You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Motormouth
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Iron Man result
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality Quizzes
He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Fargus!
Quiz Awards
You're as clever as a court jester.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
All About The Credits
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Demographer
Contests
I took the survey! I am a statistic!
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Game of Thrones: Ned
Quiz Awards
Not the sharpest sword in the armory when it comes to Game of Thrones
The Few, The Proud, The Clones
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Squall Trooper Result
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Fists of Fury
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Monk result.
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
Personality Quizzes
Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Oops... My Finger Slipped
Awards
You said this button does what?
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
The Boy Who Lived
Quiz Awards
You could face Voldemort all by yourself!
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Louis
Quiz Awards
So terribly tortured inside.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
It's Your Ring
The Escapist Show
Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show
Live Long and Prosper
Quiz Awards
Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
Master of Retro Gaming
Quiz Awards
Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz
The Jack of All Games
Personality Quizzes
Who has time to finish games?
Happy Camper
Personality Quizzes
The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Partridge in a Pear Tree
Personality Quizzes
Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Link!
Personality Quizzes
He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
Just Peachy
Personality Quizzes
Why are you ALWAYS in another castle?
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Palma Permaximum
Quiz Awards
Amat victoria curam
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Death is Only the Beginning
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Black Magic" Result
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Welcome to the Apocalypse
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Dwarf
Personality Quizzes
Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
Blood is the Life
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!
Silence Will Fall
Quiz Awards
Earned The Silence result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Three-Horns Rock!
Personality Quizzes
Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
Bug
Personality Quizzes
How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Not Just A Sidekick Anymore
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Nightwing result.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz Awards
You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Kind of Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Space Zombie
Quiz Awards
In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
Villain
Personality Quizzes
You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Mech Minion
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Naturalist
Quiz Awards
You're a master Tree Hugger!
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Galactic Hitchhiker
Quiz Awards
A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have
The Long Ride Home
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for The Walking Dead for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Professor of Canine Studies
Quiz Awards
You've got plenty of bark and bite to go around.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Gort
Quiz Awards
You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz Awards
You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Robot Attack
Quiz Awards
You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Gimme Some Sugar
Quiz Awards
Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Possession
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Possession Vigor
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Tank Girl
Quiz Awards
Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
The Mandarin
Personality Quizzes
I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Zord
Personality Quizzes
It's Morphin' time!
Mechagodzilla
Personality Quizzes
Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.
Backup Dancer Zombie
Quiz Awards
He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Kermit the Frog
Personality Quizzes
It's not easy being green.
Centurion
Quiz Awards
You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz Awards
You bet I do!
Hershel Greene
Personality Quizzes
"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
Daryl Dixon
Personality Quizzes
"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."
Evil Batman
Personality Quizzes
Who else would kick a man for eating ice cream?
Altair
Personality Quizzes
The original hashashin.
Ender's Game Knowledge Quiz Completed
Quiz Awards
Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!
Riley
Quiz Awards
Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.
Xbox Aficionado
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Xbox quiz
Xbox Master
Quiz Awards
You have mastered the Xbox quiz
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
A Die Hard Christmas
Quiz Awards
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
The Misfit Toys
Personality Quizzes
You're The Misfit Toys! You exist.
Smartgun Operator
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Private Drake result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Titanfall
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.
Guild Wars 2 Quiz
Quiz Awards
You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed
Rick Grimes Valentine
Personality Quizzes
The world was already in bad shape when we met.
Sunflower
Quiz Awards
I'M HELPING
Kenny McCormick
Personality Quizzes
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
TARDIS Instruction Manual
Quiz Awards
Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
Miss Piggy
Personality Quizzes
Moi's hair has natural curls. So does my tail.
Peaceful Angel
Quiz Awards
There there, you're just the happy angel.
Angel of Paradise
Quiz Awards
Good, bad, you're the Angel with the sword.
Tyrion Lannister
Personality Quizzes
The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Hail HYDRA
Quiz Awards
Always know your enemy.
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Huh?
Personality Quizzes
Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
What?
Personality Quizzes
I'm so glad I've avoided drugs, they're for losers.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Personality Quizzes
"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."
Norman Osborne
Personality Quizzes
"For every life you save... there's a million new ways to die."
Destroy All Monsters!
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
King Of The Monsters!
Quiz Awards
You answered all Godzilla quiz questions correctly! Now you can be stomped underneath Godzilla's might foot knowing you're fully informed.
Drow
Personality Quizzes
Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Classic Wolfenstein
Quiz Awards
Die, Allied schweinehund
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Mordesh
Personality Quizzes
Intellectual. Morose. Decomposing.
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Cade Yeager
Quiz Awards
I think we just found a Transformer!
Optimus Prime
Quiz Awards
At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Under the Dome
Quiz Awards
You took the Under the Dome quiz
Cornelius
Personality Quizzes
Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.
Dixit
Personality Quizzes
A storyteller's job is never done
Disney Hercules
Quiz Awards
You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.
Star-Lord
Personality Quizzes
It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
Groot
Personality Quizzes
You are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.
Drax the Destroyer
Personality Quizzes
You don't understand metaphor, but you do understand the word metaphor exists. Fingers on throat equal death!
Michelangelo
Personality Quizzes
Bodacious!
Leonardo
Personality Quizzes
We are awesome!
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Gnome
Quiz Awards
It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Award Nominee
Quiz Awards
You made it to the nominee's circle on our Emmy quiz.
Wait, Did I Skip Dinner Again?
Personality Quizzes
If you were a Sim, you'd somehow starve to death. Maybe you forgot to buy food?
The Traveler
Quiz Awards
You completed the Destiny Quiz.
Sunglasses!
Quiz Awards
Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
Pre-Sequel Athena
Personality Quizzes
What are you waiting for? Get going.
Settler
Quiz Awards
Press B to found a city.
Energetically Energized
Quiz Awards
Man, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?
Rocket Scientist
Quiz Awards
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Out of This World
Quiz Awards
Your space trivia knowledge truly is... out of this world.
You Survive! For a While, Anyway
Personality Quizzes
Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.
You're a Survivor
Personality Quizzes
You've won The Hunger Games! Hopefully you don't get called back for a repeat...
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
Frogs
Personality Quizzes
Stretch out your hand with your rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up on the land of Egypt.
Water into Blood
Personality Quizzes
Moses and Aaron did just as the LORD had commanded. He raised his staff in the presence of Pharaoh and his officials and struck the water of the Nile, and all the water was changed into blood.
Loremaster
Quiz Awards
The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!
Bloodborne Pathogens
Quiz Awards
I took the Bloodborne Pathogens Quiz!
TF2: Sniper
Quiz Awards
I’m not done yet, mate, not by a long shot.