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rod_hynes
Member Since: 21 Jun 2009
Last Active: Mar 24, 2017 13:34
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
Live Long and Prosper
Quiz Awards
Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
Game of Thrones: The Imp
Quiz Awards
Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
The Elder Scrolls: Emperor
Quiz Awards
Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!
Shiny!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Serenity result
Master of Retro Gaming
Quiz Awards
Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Undead Monster
Rise of Nightmares
Fight me if you dare.
Help me! Please!
Rise of Nightmares
Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Drow
Personality Quizzes
Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Businessman
Personality Quizzes
I'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.
Secretive Lady
Personality Quizzes
Don't worry about that - it's just a scratch.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Black Lotus
Holiday 2010
When merely winning isn't enough.
+1 Badge of Mental Might
Awards
I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!
Gnome
Personality Quizzes
Knowledge is power. So are explosions.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Garage Band-er
Personality Quizzes
You can recognize a song or two from a game - it's placing them that's the problem.
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Snobbishness and Judgment
Personality Quizzes
You just know that the entire world is beneath you.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
The Cleric
Personality Quizzes
Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Lukewarm
Personality Quizzes
For the most part you're a kind and decent person.
5th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
The Simulant
Personality Quizzes
More real than real.
Spy Tryouts
Contests
I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
The Koopa King
Personality Quizzes
You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
The Elder Scrolls: Champion
Quiz Awards
You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Boomerang
Personality Quizzes
Don't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
3rd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
1st Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Link!
Personality Quizzes
He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
Fox McCloud!
Personality Quizzes
Do a barrel roll!
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
A Living Ship
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Moya result
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
Personality Quizzes
Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Boredom Personified
Personality Quizzes
You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality Quizzes
Killing is an art. And I am a Master.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Necromorph
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz Awards
You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz Awards
I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Mario 3D
Quiz Awards
It's a me, in 3D.
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Sheogorath
Quiz Awards
Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.
Hershel Greene
Personality Quizzes
"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Keep Drifting
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Xbox 360
Personality Quizzes
Making mothers proud.
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
A Die Hard Christmas
Quiz Awards
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Titanfall
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.
Thief
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Thief, from Eidos Montreal, in 2014.
The Elder Scrolls Online
Quiz Awards
You most want to play The Elder Scrolls Online, from Zenimax Online Studio, in 2014.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
MScF: Master's of Science Fiction
Quiz Awards
You've spent your entire life studying for this degree.