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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

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I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

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Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Clicky, not Mickey

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

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Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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Has completed 50 quizzes.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

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Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

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Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

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The cursed numbers of misfortune.

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Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

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Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

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The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

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Because Asteroids.

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Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

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Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

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Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

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Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

I finished this.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.