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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

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Ask me about my banhammer

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Who wasn't scared of that thing?

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We are not alone.

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A fire djinn is the worst kind.

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Has been added as a friend.

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Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

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Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

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You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

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Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

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You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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Founder of User Group with 25 members

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Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

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I took the survey! I am a statistic!

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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Member of 1 User Group

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

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Member of 15 user groups

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Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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"Crush your enemies!"

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Who has time to finish games?

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You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

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You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

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There are some things you just love to hate.

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You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

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You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

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When merely winning isn't enough.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

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I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

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The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Would you like another pellet?

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

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Has completed 50 quizzes.

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For those who can't whistle.

Brains are the name of the game.

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

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Earned the "Green Magic" Result

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You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Thief result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession Quiz.

Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS

YOU are the enemy unknown.

An NPC Elite Mob has spawned!

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Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Was featured in an Escapist Community Spotlight

You know your way around a grimoire.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

The Force is strong with you.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

Founder of User Group with 225 members

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Earned the Undertow Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Experienced Day 1 of the Expo Showcase!

I am Crimson Dynamo. I am break you!

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

You can't kill me!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

Shiny. So. Shiny.

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

You're Rudolph! Hopefully soon you can join in on those reindeer games.

Earned the Private Hudson result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You most want to play The Elder Scrolls Online, from Zenimax Online Studio, in 2014.

You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

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Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.

Bodacious!

You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.

Took the Critical Miss quiz

Who'd want to put a contract on me?

I'M A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!!

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