Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Turian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Has set an avatar.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Robe and hat not included.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

You want to shoot things.

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

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Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Aced the BioShock quiz

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Member of 1 User Group

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Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

I'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

There are only two things that could make this better...

The first time is always the best time.

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You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Posted a comment using Facebook

I know what you're going to say.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Earned the Bride of Frankenstein result. Your hair, by the way, looks shockingly great.

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Got milk?

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

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Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

The bears thought you were delicious.

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

You've lost your best and only friend...

Meep, Merp, Muuu!

Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

...You haven't even heard of Game of Thrones.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.

Earned the Black Widow result

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Earned the Wizard result.

Maximum grizzledness!

What's "grizzled" mean?

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the "Black Magic" Result

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Earned the "Mysterio" result

Earned the Catwoman result.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Thief result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession Quiz.

You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

You're pretty average.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

No one will see you coming.

Lock 'em down, shoot 'em up.

Going to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.

When there's no more room in hell...

What do you do with a drunken whaler...

Earned the Rimmer result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You know your way around a grimoire.

You're the best hex in the west!

The Force is strong with you.

You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

You make head wounds look good.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

Do it with style, or don’t do it at all.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

You're the cat's meow!

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Voted for Dishonored for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have

Happiness is a warm puppy

You've got plenty of bark and bite to go around.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

Has completed 75 quizzes

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've assassinated the character quiz.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You've seen horrific things and lived.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I've made it through the Alien InQUIZition relatively unscathed.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

Taken the Daryl Dixon quiz and finished it without a scratch.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Earned the Possession Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Look out! It's a monster!

Alright, let's do this!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

Grab yer six-shooter, cowboy -- things are gonna get rough.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand ... I simply am not there.

Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made.

Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

Hey! What's up? Who's that? Hey! Didja see that thing? What thing? Whoa! Lions!

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

I'm not the one in danger. I AM THE DANGER.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.

Hey! Where'd it go?

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You bet I do!

He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.

"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

You sure know your cosplay!

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Who else would kick a man for eating ice cream?

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

The original hashashin.

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

The true special ops.

Earned the Jak and Daxter result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

You would kill Effie in the Hunger Games.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

The Goddess of Cats is the Goddess of all the internet

Shiny. So. Shiny.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

You are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.

You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

You're a rebellious girl and a fugitive with a keen revenge fantasy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.

Die, Allied schweinehund

They're rewriting history. But they forgot about me.

Calculating. Efficient. Remorseless.

I think we just found a Transformer!