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Apparently you studied political science and mass murder at college. That’s how you got 100% on the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

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Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

You want to shoot things.

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The fates have decided ... along with your help.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Watch as I fly through the air and catch myself with my prehensile tail!

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

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Has commented on over 100 different topics.

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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

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Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has set an avatar.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

People don't understand, you just want to help!

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

If you've got it, flaunt it.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Stay away from da voodoo.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Who wants to live forever?

Clicky, not Mickey

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

There are only two things that could make this better...

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

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Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Welcome to Columbia!

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Member of 1 User Group

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Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned The Silence result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

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Has completed 50 quizzes.

Power is Life

Space pirates beware!

You've seen a few episodes of the show, but had other things on your mind.

Not the sharpest sword in the armory when it comes to Game of Thrones

Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You are the scariest letter.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

They stole it from us. My precious.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

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