It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.

You really, really, really want to kill your adopted father.

You are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.

Ain't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.

You don't understand metaphor, but you do understand the word metaphor exists. Fingers on throat equal death!

Dude, whatever. At least you finally get to do something.

Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.

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Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.

I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

When there's no more room in hell...

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Earned the USS Enterprise

Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Posted a comment using Facebook

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has created a user profile.

The Force is strong with you.

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

They stole it from us. My precious.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

Has added more than 10 friends.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

Has set an avatar.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.

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I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Earned the Bucking Bronco Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

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There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.

Experienced Day 2 of the Expo Showcase!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

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Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You can't kill me!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

I am videogame royalty.

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.

Member of 1 User Group

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Hey! Where'd it go?

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."

Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

You would kill President Snow in the Hunger Games.

Shiny. So. Shiny.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

You most want to play Wolfenstein: The New Order, from MachineGames, in 2014.

You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Hey, choose your words more carefully.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters.

There there, you're just the happy angel.

You're a rebellious girl and a fugitive with a keen revenge fantasy.

Always know your enemy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 3 Album

Take me to the crush!

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 1 Album

In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!

Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Die, Allied schweinehund

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

Why would you even go somewhere named that.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!

Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!

Press B to found a city.

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

I finished this.

Tanks for playing.

You've spent your entire life studying for this degree.