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teh_Canape
Member Since: 18 May 2010
Last Active: Jun 25, 2017 00:34
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Excellent Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
Aced the BioShock quiz
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality Quizzes
He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Zombie Doll
Holiday 2010
It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Louis
Quiz Awards
So terribly tortured inside.
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Secretive Lady
Personality Quizzes
Don't worry about that - it's just a scratch.
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
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Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
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You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Real Ultimate Poster
Forum Awards
Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]
User Group Hotkey
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Blood is the Life
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Bomb
Personality Quizzes
Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!
10th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Goose-a-Laying
Personality Quizzes
Migrating south is for the birds.
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
Sam and Max!
Quiz Awards
You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!
Cleaning up the Empire, One Mess at a Time
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Space Janitor Result
We Gave Our Lives For Normandy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the SSV Normandy result
User Group Homepage
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 360 days.
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality Quizzes
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
True Master of Illusions
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Mysterio" result
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Basking in (Gaming) Obscurity
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There are very few games you haven't heard of or played through.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Doom Kitty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
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You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Connor Kenway
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You've assassinated the character quiz.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
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You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Big Bad Big Daddy
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You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz
Diamond Quiz Taker
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Has completed 50 quizzes.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Charge
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Charge Vigor
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Leon Kennedy
Personality Quizzes
You're right. This is just the beginning.
Vladof
Personality Quizzes
Vladof's time has come!
Gundam
Personality Quizzes
There are some things you can't protect without fighting.
Merc with a Mouth
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards
"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Good Batman
Personality Quizzes
The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
The Misfit Toys
Personality Quizzes
You're The Misfit Toys! You exist.
Watch Dogs
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Watch Dogs, from Ubisoft Montreal, in 2014.
Connector
Community
Has received and read messages from 50 people.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Classic Wolfenstein
Quiz Awards
Die, Allied schweinehund
Nouveau Wolfenstein
Quiz Awards
They're rewriting history. But they forgot about me.
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014