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teh_cabbage
Member Since: 13 Oct 2010
Last Active: Jan 16, 2015 03:17
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Towel
Holiday 2010
Don't panic.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
The Cleric
Personality Quizzes
Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Warning to Others
Personality Quizzes
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Old Veteran
Personality Quizzes
Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Captain Hook
Personality Quizzes
You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Upgrade the Universe
Quiz Awards
Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
The Prince of Puzzlers
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Not Dead Yet
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Shinra Electric Power Company
Personality Quizzes
Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Game of Thrones: The Imp
Quiz Awards
Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
Not a Piece of Junk
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Millennium Falcon result
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Boredom Personified
Personality Quizzes
You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Gunzerker
Personality Quizzes
Guns, guns and more guns!
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Ravenous Rat
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Rat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Devil's Kiss
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Devil's Kiss Vigor
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
The Tardis
Quiz Awards
I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
Merc with a Mouth
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Royal Family of Edenia
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Matt Miller
Quiz Awards
Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Perfect Dark Souls Run
Quiz Awards
You survived... for now.
Peaceful Angel
Quiz Awards
There there, you're just the happy angel.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.