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Member Since: 8 Nov 2009
Last Active: Aug 22, 2017 20:43
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Irrationality
Personality Quizzes
Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Dinosaur Shirt
Holiday 2009
Dude, it's a dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Sex Symbol
Personality Quizzes
If you've got it, flaunt it.
Hot Chocolate
Holiday 2010
You sexy thing.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Cryptkeeper
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
A Golden Ring
Personality Quizzes
Shiny!
Umbrella Corporation
Personality Quizzes
Power is Life
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards
"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Game of Thrones: Arya
Quiz Awards
You're quite the Game of Thrones fan, but haven't read or seen them all.
Chupa-Thingy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Chupacabra Result
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Revenge Solves Everything
Personality Quizzes
What do you do with a drunken whaler...
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Villain
Personality Quizzes
You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz Awards
You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Michonne Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Don't you ever touch me again!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Thade
Personality Quizzes
Get me the spaceman!
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Senior Citizen
Personality Quizzes
If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Loremaster
Quiz Awards
The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!