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The Red Button
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Genre Wars"Surrender Monkey!"
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3rd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
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Valentine's DayThis doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy
Holiday 2008Do not eat.
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Make Yourself At Home
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CommunityWe won the Webby...because we rule!
Special EventsCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Game Over, Man
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
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Back 2 The 80s
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Holiday 2009Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!
Genre Wars"Crush your enemies!"
Stolen PixelsHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
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March Mayhem 2010Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Personality QuizzesSolo is for suckers
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Holiday 2010You sexy thing.
Now and Later
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz AwardsAced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
The People Have Spoken!
Zero PunctuationWatched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Zero PunctuationKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Extra CreditsWould you like another pellet?
Extra CreditsAchievement Unlocked: Meta!
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Extra CreditsIt's all about the music
Extra CreditsFree as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
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Zero PunctuationWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Personality QuizzesDon't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.
Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
CommunityI took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
7th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
A Year of Miracles
Special EventsCelebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Personality QuizzesGo outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012You are the scariest letter.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012Who wasn't scared of that thing?
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012A fire djinn is the worst kind.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012Stick 'em in the tuckus!
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012We are not alone.
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Kool-aid… Um, Martini
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The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesLisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
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JimquisitionWatched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
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JimquisitionWatched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
JimquisitionIt's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Nuked From Orbit
JimquisitionIt's the only way to be sure.
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Thank God For You
JimquisitionWatched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
Halloween 2015You know which games give you nightmares
Evil Dead Wannabe
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