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thenumberthirteen
Member Since: 19 Dec 2007
Last Active: Sep 14, 2018 12:55
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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Long-Time Listener, First-Time Caller
Community
Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.
Pillar of the Community
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Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
User Group Homepage
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Has posted in a user group on over 360 days.
Burning Brightly
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Was featured in an Escapist Community Spotlight
Adorable Animal Fan
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Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Founder
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You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.
Real Ultimate Poster
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Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]
Epic Poster
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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Level-capped
WoW Timeline
You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
5th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
User Group Hotkey
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.
Connector
Community
Has received and read messages from 50 people.
Publisher's Club
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Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
An Open Book
Quiz Awards
Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
I Just Had A Feeling
March Mayhem 2010
Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010
God Mode
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You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Prolific
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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
AVP Battle - Predator
Contests
Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!
I'd like to thank the Academy...
Quiz Awards
Aced the Oscars quiz
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Puppy
Holiday 2009
Now name him something tough so he doesn't get picked on at school.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Desert Bus Ticket
Special Events
I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Bestest Friend
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Has added more than 10 friends.
Live Long and Prosper
Quiz Awards
Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
Summer E Games T-shirt Badge
Summer E Games
I entered a valid T-shirt during the Summer E Games
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Decathaquiz
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Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Excellent Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Rigged Dice
Quiz Awards
You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Red Faction Badge
Contests
Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Demographer
Contests
I took the survey! I am a statistic!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Holly
Holiday 2008
Who doesn't love holly? You can put it on anything.
Valentine's Day (143)
Valentine's Day
1 letter, 4 letters, 3 letters....take a guess, give it to your special someone! :)
Mash-Up Voting
Contests
I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
4th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
It's Your Ring
The Escapist Show
Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
The Jack of All Games
Personality Quizzes
Who has time to finish games?
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
The Clancy
Special Events
Twittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit
Legacy Battle Draft
2010 Summer E Games
I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Mount
WoW Timeline
You have earned your first mount.
Epic Mount
WoW Timeline
Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously
Flying Mount
WoW Timeline
I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
Snobbishness and Judgment
Personality Quizzes
You just know that the entire world is beneath you.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Troll
Personality Quizzes
Stay away from da voodoo.
Maven
Community
Has received and read messages from 100 people.
Black Lotus
Holiday 2010
When merely winning isn't enough.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Upgrade the Universe
Quiz Awards
Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
APU Scavenger Hunt
AMD Gaming Evolved
Perfection is not an accident.
Uncovered the Legend
Contests
I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
11th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
12th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!
10th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
8th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Piper Piping
Personality Quizzes
For those who can't whistle.
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Game of Thrones: Arya
Quiz Awards
You're quite the Game of Thrones fan, but haven't read or seen them all.
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
The Doctor Is In
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality Quizzes
Killing is an art. And I am a Master.
It's a Wonderful Life
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Kochanski result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Doom Kitty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
King of the Turf
Contests
It's time for this gopher to make a stand!
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Force Choke Vader
Quiz Awards
You've Force Choked The Star Wars Quiz
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
The Mandarin
Personality Quizzes
I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
The Tardis
Quiz Awards
I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
WarCry Beggar
WarCry
Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Matt Miller
Quiz Awards
Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz Awards
You bet I do!
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
TARDIS Instruction Manual
Quiz Awards
Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
Lord of Time and Space
Quiz Awards
Aced the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Star-Lord
Personality Quizzes
It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.