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Member Since: 11 Feb 2009
Last Active: Aug 22, 2020 02:08
The Swiss-Army Chainsaw
Staff Awards
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BIFF!!!
Awards
The sound of an Adam West smackdown
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Beard Badge
Awards
Quite the whiskered chap
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Oops... My Finger Slipped
Awards
You said this button does what?
Voting Maniac 2009
Special Events
I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Consistent Voter
March Mayhem 2010
Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2015
March Mayhem 2014
You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.
Desert Bus Ticket
Special Events
I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Dogmeat
Personality Quizzes
Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
God Mode
Quiz Awards
You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Warning to Others
Personality Quizzes
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Legacy Battle Draft
2010 Summer E Games
I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft
2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle
2010 Summer E Games
I voted in every match-up of the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle!
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Arcade Escapee
Halloween Party!
You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Navi
Personality Quizzes
People don't understand, you just want to help!
Navi
Holiday 2008
She's like a GPS that talks back to you.
Pac-Man Ghosts
Personality Quizzes
Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.
Subzero
Personality Quizzes
You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
The Clancy
Special Events
Twittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
World Warrior
Special Events
I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
5th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
4th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Real Ultimate Poster
Forum Awards
Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
An Open Book
Quiz Awards
Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
2010 Epic Quiz Badge
2010 Summer E Games
I finished all of the Epic Quizzes 100% Correctly! Phew, my brain hurts.
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Amazing Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 1000 replies!
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Titanium Spork
Holiday 2009
When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Up Your Sleeve
Halloween Party!
Got the Good Ending in POTA2
Rest In
Halloween Party!
Got the Bad Ending in POTA2
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Rigged Dice
Quiz Awards
You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Windfall
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Red Faction Badge
Contests
Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Valentine's Day (DING!)
Valentine's Day
You are now a level 2 Cupid! You've learned "Heart Arrow"! Congrats!
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Founder Lord
Community
Founder of User Group with 25 members
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Welcome to the Apocalypse
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
The Lich King
Contests
You've got this villain thing down cold.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Connector
Community
Has received and read messages from 50 people.
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Mount
WoW Timeline
You have earned your first mount.
Epic Mount
WoW Timeline
Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously
Flying Mount
WoW Timeline
I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!
Level-capped
WoW Timeline
You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality Quizzes
He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Well-Traveled
Quiz Awards
You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
User Group Hotkey
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.
Pillar of the Community
Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Zombie Doll
Holiday 2010
It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Businessman
Personality Quizzes
I'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.
Secretive Lady
Personality Quizzes
Don't worry about that - it's just a scratch.
Young Girl
Personality Quizzes
The monsters mostly come out at night - mostly.
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Drow
Personality Quizzes
Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Gelatinous Cube
Personality Quizzes
You are perfectly evolved to envelop the weak, a 10 foot cube of jelly that slides along dungeon corridors consuming all in your path.
Owlbear
Personality Quizzes
Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.
Beholder
Personality Quizzes
You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.
Blink Dog
Personality Quizzes
You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.
Dragon
Personality Quizzes
Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.
Kobold
Personality Quizzes
Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Ogre
Personality Quizzes
Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.
Rust Monster
Personality Quizzes
You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Ursula
Personality Quizzes
What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Scar
Personality Quizzes
You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Captain Hook
Personality Quizzes
You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Company Travel
Extra Credits
Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Lead Designer
Extra Credits
Watched all episodes of Extra Credits
Irony
Extra Credits
Get all the other Extra Credits badges
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
User Group Homepage
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 360 days.
Hot Stuff
Quiz Awards
You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?
Azazel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Ezekiel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
User Group Butterfly
Community
Member of 50 user groups
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Pandor
The Escapist Show
Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show
Don't Do This At Home
The Escapist Show
Watched 44 episodes of The Escapist Show
It's Your Ring
The Escapist Show
Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Sexy Elf
The Escapist Show
Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show
DDKR Champion
The Escapist Show
Can't get enough DDKR on The Escapist Show
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Diva
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Weekly Warrior
Content
Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist
Gaming Uber Alles
Content
Has read at least one article in 208 weekly issues of The Escapist
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
The Tinker
Personality Quizzes
You know games are meant to be modified.
The Pretentionist
Personality Quizzes
You only play really Important games.
The Simulant
Personality Quizzes
More real than real.
Best of the Best
Personality Quizzes
Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
The Pony-Lover
Personality Quizzes
If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
The Jack of All Games
Personality Quizzes
Who has time to finish games?
The Tactician
Personality Quizzes
You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
Orc
Personality Quizzes
Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!
Blood Elf
Personality Quizzes
The Light justifies the means.
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Undead
Personality Quizzes
Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Draenei
Personality Quizzes
You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.
Gnome
Personality Quizzes
Knowledge is power. So are explosions.
Dwarf
Personality Quizzes
Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
Night Elf
Personality Quizzes
Who wants to live forever?
Palma Permaximum
Quiz Awards
Amat victoria curam
Help me! Please!
Rise of Nightmares
Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.
Undead Monster
Rise of Nightmares
Fight me if you dare.
APU Scavenger Hunt
AMD Gaming Evolved
Perfection is not an accident.
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Green (Poisonous) Thumb
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Poison Ivy result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Prince of Puzzlers
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Penguin Flies Ever Alone
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Iceman Cometh
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Bark at the Moon
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!
Blood is the Life
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!
Not Dead Yet
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?
The Original Swamp Thing
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Creature from the Black Lagoon. You look fantastic in a speedo.
Cryptkeeper
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?
I'm Alive!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Bride of Frankenstein result. Your hair, by the way, looks shockingly great.
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
The Elder Scrolls: Champion
Quiz Awards
You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
The Elder Scrolls: Novice
Quiz Awards
You've at least tried to beat one of The Elder Scrolls games.
The Elder Scrolls: Emperor
Quiz Awards
Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
12th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!
11th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
10th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
9th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!
8th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!
7th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
4th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!
3rd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
2nd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!
1st Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!
A Golden Ring
Personality Quizzes
Shiny!
Lord-a-Leaping
Personality Quizzes
May want to stretch first.
Partridge in a Pear Tree
Personality Quizzes
Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?
Goose-a-Laying
Personality Quizzes
Migrating south is for the birds.
Swan-a-Swimming
Personality Quizzes
An ugly duckling you are not.
Games of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered all the Games of Christmas of 2011!
Loch Ness Monster's Ancestor
Personality Quizzes
Before Jaws, there was you!
Heavy Hitter
Personality Quizzes
Watch where you swing your tail!
Death from Above
Personality Quizzes
Fly the prehistoric skies!
Three-Horns Rock!
Personality Quizzes
Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!
King of the Terrible Lizards
Personality Quizzes
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!
Shinra Electric Power Company
Personality Quizzes
Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future
Tyrell Corporation
Personality Quizzes
More Human Than Human
Live to Whisper Another Day
Pick Your Path Awards
It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards
"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Bear Food
Pick Your Path Awards
The bears thought you were delicious.
Herbert, Nooooo!
Pick Your Path Awards
You've lost your best and only friend...
Prince of Madness
Pick Your Path Awards
Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!
Turtleborn!
Pick Your Path Awards
Meep, Merp, Muuu!
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
Cyberdyne Systems
Personality Quizzes
Judgment Day
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Master of Retro Gaming
Quiz Awards
Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz
The Witch Watch
Contests
You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Expert In All Things A To Z
Quiz Awards
Reward for Acing the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
XCOM Global Defense
XCOM: The Beginning
Vigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
Fair is foul, and foul is fair
Quiz Awards
You're the best hex in the west!
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
King of the Turf
Contests
It's time for this gopher to make a stand!
Welcome to the Jungle
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Far Cry 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Galactic Hitchhiker
Quiz Awards
A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have
Five Favorites 2012
Contests
You know what we like for 2012!
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
WarCry Beggar
WarCry
Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com
Impervious
Contests
Experienced Day 5 of the Expo Showcase!
Cahtzee
Contests
Experienced Day 3 of the Expo Showcase!
Nerf Blaster
Contests
Experienced Day 2 of the Expo Showcase!
Space Invader
Contests
Experienced Day 1 of the Expo Showcase!
Gangnam Style
Contests
Experienced Day 4 of the Expo Showcase!
Riley
Quiz Awards
Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.
Ghost
Quiz Awards
The true special ops.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Voted - Final Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.
Guild Wars 2 Quiz
Quiz Awards
You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Zootopia - Try Everything
Quiz Awards
Nobody learns without getting it wrong!