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The Force is strong with you.

You're quite the Game of Thrones fan, but haven't read or seen them all.

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

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Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

Earned the Drell result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

Earned the Captain America Result

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Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

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I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Something to cull those wanton feelings at dusk.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

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Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

She's like a GPS that talks back to you.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has created a user profile.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has fought 1 battle

Has set an avatar.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Member of 1 User Group

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

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You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

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Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

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Power is Life

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Batarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

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You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!

Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

Earned the Serenity result

Earned the Monk result.

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.

You really like playing games that are within other games.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

Posted a comment using Facebook

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Elementalist result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You're pretty average.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

No one will see you coming.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.

Vigilo Confido

Has fought 1 battle

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

What do you do with a drunken whaler...

Earned the Kochanski result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You know your way around a grimoire.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

Look out! It's a monster!

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

It's a me, in 3D.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

It's Morphin' time!

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Hey! Where'd it go?

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

"People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Even murderous assassins can be suave.

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

You would kill President Snow in the Hunger Games.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You're The Misfit Toys! You exist.

Earned the Private Vasquez result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Always know your enemy.

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

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They're rewriting history. But they forgot about me.

I think we just found a Transformer!

You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.

SO CUTE

Press B to found a city.

Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.

I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Brightwing just wants to be your friend. Promise.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.