Member Since: 8 May 2008
Quiz AwardsYou've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Zero PunctuationI know what you're going to say.
The Lich King
ContestsYou've got this villain thing down cold.
Quiz AwardsAny tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
House of Daventry
Quiz AwardsI am videogame royalty.
Quiz AwardsYou have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Holiday 2009This pineapple is not for eating. Take your fruit outside and play.
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Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
The Time is Now
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over, Man
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Stolen PixelsHas read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be BrawlI watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be BrawlWatched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
There Will Be BrawlWatched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
UnskippableWatched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
UnskippableWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Apocalypse LaneWatched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Apocalypse LaneWatched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse LaneWatched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Apocalypse LaneWatched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Apocalypse LaneWatched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Genre Wars"Veni, vidi, vici."
Genre WarsHas earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Genre WarsHas earned more than 1,000,000 treasure
Genre WarsHas earned more than 100,000 treasure
Genre WarsHas earned more than 50,000 treasure
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Genre WarsHas won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
Genre WarsHas won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre WarsHas won more than one battle consecutively
Genre WarsHas won 50 battles
Genre WarsHas won 10 battles
Genre WarsHas won a battle
Genre WarsHas fought 10 battles
Genre WarsHas fought 1 battle
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Face With A Name
CommunityHas set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
CommunityHas created a user profile.
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Doomsday ArcadeWatched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
An Open Book
Quiz AwardsAced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
Forum AwardsFor creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Personality QuizzesYou come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.
Personality QuizzesA hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Personality QuizzesBig, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.
Personality QuizzesNot very scary, but deadly, just the same.
Personality QuizzesThere's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Personality QuizzesYour heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
WoW TimelineYou have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
WoW TimelineYou have earned your first mount.
WoW TimelineYour mount is seriously epic. Seriously
WoW TimelineI believe you can fly. In Azeroth!
WoW TimelineYou are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Personality QuizzesStay away from da voodoo.
Personality QuizzesWho wants to live forever?
Personality QuizzesYou're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.
Holiday 2010Don't panic.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Personality QuizzesYou'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Zero PunctuationThe first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero PunctuationWatched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Zero PunctuationKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Extra CreditsWould you like another pellet?
Extra CreditsAchievement Unlocked: Meta!
Extra CreditsYou've got mail!
Junior Game Designer
Extra CreditsWatched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Extra CreditsCommented on an episode of Extra Credits
Extra CreditsWatched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Extra CreditsThe cursed numbers of misfortune.
Extra CreditsEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Personality QuizzesAll you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Personality QuizzesYou're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz AwardsHas completed 25 quizzes.
Quiz AwardsEarned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Always in the Dark
Quiz AwardsEarned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Quiz AwardsEarned the Dalek result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The Elder Scrolls: Emperor
Quiz AwardsLong live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!
Personality QuizzesHeroes may die, but legends endure.
By the Goddess!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality QuizzesEarned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Quiz AwardsKing of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
God of Thunder
Personality QuizzesEarned the Thor result
Quiz AwardsCompleted the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Fuzzy Around the Edges
Personality QuizzesEarned the Bigfoot Result
Slow But Strong
Personality QuizzesEarned the "Rhino" result.
Loyal Servant Until The End
Personality QuizzesEarned the Alfred Pennyworth result.
Quiz AwardsYou're a well traveled gamer!
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz AwardsCongratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Personality QuizzesLock 'em down, shoot 'em up.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz AwardsReward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Personality QuizzesThe Force is strong with you.
Personality QuizzesYou've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
Quiz AwardsAw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Personality QuizzesEarned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsHas completed 50 quizzes.
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz AwardsFate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Quiz AwardsIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz AwardsHappiness is a warm puppy
Quiz AwardsYou've Seen Movies
Personality QuizzesEarned the Bucking Bronco Vigor
Quiz AwardsLife will go on, we will prevail.
Quiz AwardsListen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
Zero PunctuationWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Personality QuizzesI am Crimson Dynamo. I am break you!
Personality QuizzesLook out! It's a monster!
Personality QuizzesAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Personality QuizzesCause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.
Backup Dancer Zombie
Quiz AwardsHe spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.
Personality QuizzesI earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz AwardsEating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Quiz AwardsAssistant to Special Liaison Odekar
Quiz AwardsChief of Staff
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz AwardsTook the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Personality QuizzesThe constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Personality QuizzesIt's a good tonic, altruism.
WarCryGoing to any page on WarCry.com
Every Day is Earth Day!
Personality QuizzesEarned the "Green Magic" Result
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality QuizzesEarned the Catwoman result.
Personality QuizzesThe original hashashin.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz AwardsHas completed 75 quizzes
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Miracle of SoundTake me to the crush!
Journeyman God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Worship the Snake Thing
JimquisitionThe only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Personality QuizzesWhoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
Personality QuizzesI'm so glad I've avoided drugs, they're for losers.
Guildmaster God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!