[Sweating Intensifies]

You're keeping up with Halloween

Likes Evil Dead-like movies

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

You've gotten through one day, but unfortunately you haven't really planned that far ahead so you probably get taken at night.

If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!

You are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.

It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.

Why would you even go somewhere named that.

"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Earned the Ellen Ripley result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You're The Misfit Toys! You exist.

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

For a cleaner, safer America to wreak havoc in. No Stripper Left Behind.

I am videogame royalty.

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has fought 1 battle

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Vigilo Confido

Earned the Rat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

Low level Bio-Organic Weapon, at your service.

You're pretty average.

Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

You said this button does what?

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Earned the Space Janitor Result

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Space pirates beware!

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Has created a user profile.

Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!

Shiny!

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

The first time is always the best time.

I know what you're going to say.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

So mopey...so sparkly.

Member of 1 User Group

Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Punch first, think later.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Robe and hat not included.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

"Crush your enemies!"

Watch as I fly through the air and catch myself with my prehensile tail!

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Has won 10 battles

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has won a battle

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has won more than one battle consecutively