Member Since: 30 Aug 2009
December 4th, 2015
Michael And even villages look eerie when the street lights are out. I'd take a picture but it's like... dark.
Michael A race has begun between my phone battery and some poor buggers trying to fix whatever's caused a total blackout here.
December 3rd, 2015
Michael So I'm looking through #TheGameAwards fan voted awards that were buried behind adbreaks. How did SKTelecom T1 not win team of the year?
Michael Did he play anything? #TheGameAwards
Michael ... This is generic so far. #TheGameAwards
Michael I am good at guessing, AMA #TheGameAwards
Michael I'm telling you, it's Witcher 3! #TheGameAwards
Michael It's Witcher 3! #TheGameAwards
Michael Indie platformer that looks like Kentucky Route Zero? Sure, seems cool enough. #TheGameAwards
Michael "This is a complete and utter surprise. I was in Witcher 3?" #TheGameAwards
Michael What? #TheGameAwards
Michael If you have time for all these damn ads and horrible Bud Light segments, you have time to properly announce all your awards. #TheGameAwards
Michael Oh god, who goes to an awards ceremony and waves their arms around? #TheGameAwards
Michael I was going to make a joke about singing facing away like Sia, then I changed tab and she'd turned around. #TheGameAwards
Michael Interesting that they called them out on it. #TheGameAwards
Michael Heyloooooo. Legal issues are intruiging. #TheGameAwards
Michael I have nothing bad to say about Mark Hamill, the internet snarkyness just melts away. #TheGameAwards
Michael Mark Hamill is actually looking really good lately. That Microphone isn't though. #TheGameAwards
January 4th, 2013
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Meanwhile, highest economic growth this century was during 60's postwar reconstruction. Puff the Magic Dragon was released in 63. EAT IT
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw And as many have reminded me, thank you, The Hobbit was published during the Great Depression (1937)
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Skyrim's a grey area but you certainly have to kill a lot of dragons in that. Also consider WoW Cataclysm, Dragon's Dogma and Guild Wars 2.
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Recession ended in 02. Eragon published in 03. Next recession starts in 08. Dragons mainly pricks ever since.
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw As in, during a recession they're all greedy hoarding assholes we have to kill but in a boom they're gentle noble protectors and shit
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw I'm working on a theory that the treatment of dragons in popular fantasy reflects on the state of the global economy at the time
January 2nd, 2013
January 1st, 2013
November 23rd, 2012
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Oh damn, I've just thought of what I should have called Assassin's Creed 3: "The Founding Faffers".
November 20th, 2012
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Another enjoyable chat with the #desertbus chaps. Keep tuning in and keep donating. It's for the kids.
November 15th, 2012
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Saw the word "BYE" sky written over Brisbane. Before more was added I was afraid we were about to be hit by a really classy terrorist strike
November 11th, 2012
November 7th, 2012
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Okay, better get back to work and stop making people's twitter feeds not work safe
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Actually after that last tweet the words 'Cockromney' and 'Baracktwat' sprung to mind. Should've thought of that a day or two ago
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Compound swearing techniques! Try combining a swear with a two-syllable word with the same vowel. As in "cockgobble" and "twatracket".
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Compound swearing is all about mouth feel. It's basically exactly the same as wine tasting
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Cheering to see some people hashtagging #spunkgargleweewee 'cos compound swearing really is the least appreciated art form
February 3rd, 2012
Bobby Long-distance girlfriend is coming to visit me in March! *Squee*
January 27th, 2012
January 25th, 2012
Bobby Didn't take long to find love again~
January 24th, 2012
Bobby #IfYouCheatOnMe I can easily forgive you, as long as you're sorry and willing to stay. ^_^
January 23rd, 2012
Bobby #TheBestPartOfMyDayWas Talking to this really great girl I met. >.>
January 20th, 2012
Bobby #ThingsICantStand Liars.
January 19th, 2012
Bobby #ArcherFX Funniest show on television. FX knows a good thing when they see it.
January 18th, 2012