Evil Smurf @t00tingbec Yikes

Evil Smurf RT @hostile_goose: i have an opinion

Evil Smurf RT @hostile_goose: @__nataliii__ someone gave me tap water and now i have an opinion

Evil Smurf �Do me a solid� means shit on my chest, right?

Evil Smurf @Hannah_Mayh3m If I can’t always be cuddling a fur baby, what’s the point?

Evil Smurf @Hannah_Mayh3m Pet doggo

Evil Smurf The French had the right idea about aristocracy https://t.co/H3IOy2YrBF

Evil Smurf RT @sallymcmanus: Differences between the Bank RC and the Union RC. #BankingRC: - half the time - less $ allocated - no phone taps - no ded…

Evil Smurf RT @pollwatcher9: Debt DOUBLED since LNP took over. DOUBLED. MSM cared so much about ALP debt & deficit now don’t mention it #auspol https…

Evil Smurf Thank fuck Barbara Bush is dead.

Evil Smurf I love him https://t.co/erkvjvAnpf

Evil Smurf I doubt it https://t.co/yPYh9j2Ff1

Evil Smurf RT @JennyENicholson: With the channel awesome boycott idk where i'm gonna get my youtube videos of men yelling that they hate movies and th…

Evil Smurf I’m blocking you https://t.co/7SBkikglUe

Evil Smurf RT @BillSpooks: Heckhounds https://t.co/DwQA4wCTiI

Evil Smurf @EeveeHearts <3

Evil Smurf @NVIDIAGeForce when are setting up servers in Australia?

Evil Smurf @JuliaLepetit I love my mug #spheal https://t.co/PK4gTSfFki

Evil Smurf RT @NedRyersonBing: @mc_lens One of them got a bit salty... https://t.co/DNwCKVFKdP

Evil Smurf RT @NedRyersonBing: @mc_lens I was at my desk at home a few years ago and looked out the window to see these guys about 8 feet away. They’r…

Krystal My #Wifey, @CupcakeLavon, always names my cars. Newest car is #ThunderLane! Good practice for our non-existent children!

Krystal It's indescribably gross when your toe nail is bloody and feels "loose". #Hematoma #ToeContusion

Krystal I love playing episodic video games with the #wifey, @CupcakeLavon! Interesting to see what different paths we take!

Krystal RT @CupcakeLavon: The #wifey moves to another time zone and we are both tripping XD #Timezones #Longdistance! @Lucem712

Krystal Lovin' @AmericanExpress ' targeted offers! Who told you I was movin'? :) #BlueCash #Amex

Krystal RT @CupcakeLavon: Had a great time w/ the wifey today even if I was being a #poutyface. She loves me anyways ;) @Lucem712

Krystal What @UPS in Hobbs considers weather severe enough to delay a package http://t.co/Jss8sFujyj

Krystal This just in; breakin' news! I've got the best Wifey! Love ya, @CupcakeLavon! #Spoilt

Krystal Playing some #Fallout3 to prep for B-day/Grad vacation with the #wifey

Krystal @CupcakeLavon This is one way to start your morning.

Krystal Spent all day binge-watching #AHS and missing my #Wifey @CupcakeLavon

Krystal Damnit, #NOLA stop ruining my opinion of #Canadians!

Krystal #Wifey, @CupcakeLavon, enjoying her drink. #NOLA

Krystal Flying for the first time! #Southwest

Krystal Holidays & Adults Who Lie http://t.co/Hnj1EwFNlD

Krystal Hey, thanks @amazon for fixin' my holiday gift screw up!

Krystal Carrie Underwood - "Oh, there must've been something in the water." Me - "It was vodka, Carrie. Vodka."

Krystal I'm so lucky to have my #Squish/#Wifey,@CupcakeLavon. I miss her like a fat kid misses chcolate cake when she's gone. http://t.co/znSy77Ir7H

Krystal RT @CupcakeLavon: Newsflash: Homophobia is not cute. Your marriage to the woman you meet 6 months ago is also not cute.

Krystal New look for my Nexus 5