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Chewy America is so utterly utterly fucked.
Chewy RT @SadPaulGiamatti: my bed smells like a brewery
Chewy Here is a hint: they do everything they can to avoid taxes because they don't give a fuck about public welfare and…
Chewy Love all these ppl tweeting @ billionaires like #Bezos to provide affordable housing and shit, like it's a good ide…
Chewy Jerking away from a bee, I clipped my hand on a still spinning circular saw blade at some shitty summer job I once…
Chewy DJ Khaled is getting dragged by the dictionary, happy Sunday y'all
Chewy Can't wait 'til I'm 70 and all my grandkids are all "PSVR 17 is out, it syncs up with my Galaxy Note 45" or whatever, fuckin' kids.
Chewy Once again Hawaiian shirt season is upon us and I'd like to apologize in advance for the next five months of my wardrobe choices.
Chewy Lmao look at this alt-right dingus
Chewy Am a teacher. Can confirm I talk about my dream shoes. It's all we discuss. Been reprimanded three times. I'll be f…
Chewy May the 4th be etc.
Chewy RT @danozzi: the scene in garden state where he listens to the shins but i replaced the music with diarrhea noises
Chewy Ima use this joke for everyone on my Kakao list.
Chewy Yer dad's in the news again.
Chewy @adamjohnsonNYC Real talk: I worked at a wilderness camp back in the day. They would let councilors stay over the w…
Chewy My only hope if my account is one of the ones compromised is that whomever stole my password is hella funnier than I am.
Chewy Students have to attend eight Special Activities to get full credit for that part of their grade so mad shout out t…
Chewy This dude's wife is definitely fucking the mailman.
Chewy Holy mother of fuck, no no
Chewy RT @transscribe: The closest thing mediocre white men have to a welfare program is the NYT opinion section.
Blumiere Think I might finish that WW1 Musical
Blumiere Mein herz brennt!!!!
Blumiere Well would you look at that, I'm baaaaack
Blumiere Tweet teewt!
Kortney Goodbye England!
Kortney @SabrinaRezanov Because it's better than the tripe those young'ins listen to today! And you know it! :)