Member Since: 20 Nov 2008
Lazarus Long's Friends
April 22nd, 2015
April 21st, 2015
Jacob Martin Conquered By Clippy is of course the best of this dank meme erotica subgenre, based on pure originality and obscenity alone.
Jacob Martin The amazing covers to these pulpy miracles are of course their biggest draw, they're short and don't overstay their welcome.
Jacob Martin I know I'm late to the bizarro Kindle Erotica bandwagon but I'll admit I'm a bit tantalised by the possibilities of these 'tingles'.
Jacob Martin You can tell that my stabs at paranormal bromance are sincere because my name isn't CHUCK TINGLE.
Jacob Martin I just got my iMac repaired from the Genius Bar so I've had to reinstall a bunch of programs all over again, I'm not being lazy, honest!
Jacob Martin Of course, that'll be after my current project, a take that's too hot to handle, too cold to hold...
Jacob Martin I should really do a hot take on how the 'corn belt basic' caricatures from Tina Fey sitcoms resonate with my Antipode Queensland background
January 16th, 2015
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January 8th, 2015
ky what happened to all the good baby cartoons. I need a Muppet Babies or Rugrats parody of Taken, a movie series I've never seen.
ky "I have a Particular Set of Skills. Can someone come and tie my shoes"
ky "I have a Particular Set of Skills. I never learned how to ride a bike. "
ky now im thinking about Taken guy having trouble with everyday tasks because his Set of Skills are so Particular
November 9th, 2013
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November 2nd, 2013
James (I prefer jimmy) Bronson Sugar Daddies are like 9/11 but for your teeth.
October 19th, 2013
James (I prefer jimmy) Bronson One day the pilot thought he would try walking, but after several seconds of falling, regretted his decision #OneSentenceStories
James (I prefer jimmy) Bronson "Don't start this shit again!" said the guy working on my fecal powered car with his face in front of the exhaust #OneSentenceStories