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Last Active: Nov 24, 2018 05:56
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FPLOON #StarWarsTaughtMe One of the great music genres of the galaxy is none other than Jizz! @midnight
FPLOON The Fyre Festival was like the DashCon of music festivals for rich people... If only they had a ball pit to compensate for the main event...
FPLOON It's time to switch up the console game with a Nintendo Switch giveaway! Just enter here: "https://t.co/J3PYoo1km9" Thanks, @TheEscapistMag!
FPLOON Me: Does #Riverdale have secrets or sinners? Riverdale: "Both... I have layers..." Me: #WhatTheHellRiverdale I almost bust a gut with that!
FPLOON The "better-late-than-more-late" unboxing of the Take Your Heart Premium Edition of Persona 5... https://t.co/g2y8TtWCq2
FPLOON Clerks 2 Broke For Another Big Budget Sequel To A Cult Classic #BudgetMovies @midnight #latenighttweet
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FPLOON Speed 2: Over Dose #DrugMovies @midnight
FPLOON Morgan saw through Richard's genjutsu and made him pay the iron price... Then, Carol begins to pull a John Wick. #TheWalkingDead #FreshBuzz
FPLOON Carson Who #PresidentialTVShows @midnight
FPLOON Kremlin Show on CC #PresidentialTVShows @midnight
FPLOON The New Presidential Apprentice #PresidentialTVShows @midnight
FPLOON The Guardians of Cornholio: The Bunghole #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
FPLOON If You Give A Mouse A Bong #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
FPLOON The Phantom SexBooth #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
FPLOON I AM my side chick? #MyLoveLifeIn5Words @midnight
FPLOON Trapped in the Phantom Zone! #MyLoveLifeIn5Words @midnight
FPLOON Rock Paper Scissors Hand Jizz #MyLoveLifeIn5Words @midnight
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Meanwhile, highest economic growth this century was during 60's postwar reconstruction. Puff the Magic Dragon was released in 63. EAT IT
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw And as many have reminded me, thank you, The Hobbit was published during the Great Depression (1937)
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Skyrim's a grey area but you certainly have to kill a lot of dragons in that. Also consider WoW Cataclysm, Dragon's Dogma and Guild Wars 2.
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Recession ended in 02. Eragon published in 03. Next recession starts in 08. Dragons mainly pricks ever since.
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw As in, during a recession they're all greedy hoarding assholes we have to kill but in a boom they're gentle noble protectors and shit
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw I'm working on a theory that the treatment of dragons in popular fantasy reflects on the state of the global economy at the time
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw A Zero Punctuation twelve months in the making (except not really) http://t.co/hH4W5IFa
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw My new year's resolution is to tweet more. Here's a column I wrote about reinventing the wheel: http://t.co/6LWJ3xx9
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Oh damn, I've just thought of what I should have called Assassin's Creed 3: "The Founding Faffers".
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Another enjoyable chat with the #desertbus chaps. Keep tuning in and keep donating. It's for the kids.
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Assuming things don't cock up again I'm calling into @DesertBus in about 15, so be sure to tune in http://t.co/xEfOnACp
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Saw the word "BYE" sky written over Brisbane. Before more was added I was afraid we were about to be hit by a really classy terrorist strike
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Came into one of my locals for a quiet drink of a Sunday eve and @feliciaday happens to be there. Supanova weekend in old Brisbane town
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Okay, better get back to work and stop making people's twitter feeds not work safe
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Actually after that last tweet the words 'Cockromney' and 'Baracktwat' sprung to mind. Should've thought of that a day or two ago
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Compound swearing techniques! Try combining a swear with a two-syllable word with the same vowel. As in "cockgobble" and "twatracket".
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Compound swearing is all about mouth feel. It's basically exactly the same as wine tasting
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Cheering to see some people hashtagging #spunkgargleweewee 'cos compound swearing really is the least appreciated art form