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Strategia
Member Since: 21 Mar 2008
Last Active: Nov 4, 2020 03:26
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Mike @FamoFunk You see, the underside of the planet disc is covered in magical space weevils that absorb the water and u… https://t.co/iwBDXJGXHJ
Mike Wait, which manic self-absorbed lunatic are we talking about? https://t.co/rJ325nSEGt
Mike @Revelo1989 ALL HAIL MIGHTY RA
Kevin @XFINITY I just realized how awesome my internet is. I got the Gigabit package and...... my mind is blown I'm so ha… https://t.co/HxWo8ATCLf
Mike Holy flying dinghy planks, this one's older than I am. https://t.co/AS4rbTqQCj
Mike someone make that car alarm stop doing the thing please preferably before the birds start making with the chirp chi… https://t.co/kiZwnDZf9A
Mike AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAA IT'S HAPPENING https://t.co/RkDpafuJLr
Mike Oh hell, I'm putting in extraneous apostrophes. IT'S IN MY BRAIN
Mike Ear drops are literally Satan's sizzling fire piss. Nothing to do except lie here, trying not to whimper too loudly… https://t.co/Vpejylhhap
Mike Thing is, they'll be applying for jobs eventually. Prospective employers will look at these videos and think "is th… https://t.co/GJeHWq9R8f
Mike This gets them views on YouTube or something, which gives them a kind of artificial validation, so they keep perpet… https://t.co/OBanutotg8
Mike That's how these bewildering displays of possibly-terminal stupidity get popularised. Stupid person A records self… https://t.co/eeRwbgZ6I0
Mike Suddenly, there's loads of the buggers. Enough to start getting noticed. Now they're campaigning to have NASA admit… https://t.co/iokXKPmgpF
Mike Now, Gary's kids are on the internet. They've been tweeting and messaging and whatnot, and now they've joined an on… https://t.co/xv3NjlHD7L
Mike Take a hypothetical idiot, let's call him Gary. Gary thinks stars are holes in God's wallpaper. Thirty years ago, G… https://t.co/b2tw7ITGAh
Mike You know what's to blame? Social media. Don't get me wrong, it's done a lot of good - but before the internet explo… https://t.co/ggjuZCPmoe
Mike Before, they were eating Tide pods, now they're snorting condoms. Along with whatever other brushes with death/inju… https://t.co/yTWGdHb3EB
Mike @FamoFunk @QomradeJade For what it's worth, a lot of teachers are as happy about the situation as you are. Like wit… https://t.co/gwwM2XyPNh
Mike @FamoFunk @QomradeJade If nothing else, Y7 and 8 tend to have internal school exams toward the end of the year. Or… https://t.co/DogrKRvE6s
Mike @sky14kemea Surely that applies to any other time as well? There's no excuse for twattery.
Kevin RT @PapaJohns: Just ordered @PapaJohns! Use promo code PAPATRACK for 25% off your next regular menu price order. US/Online Only. #PizzaMood…
Dan Shive RT @elgoonishshive: ...for a bit, hoping to clear this pain up, which is not compatible with sitting at a tablet, unfortunately >_<
Dan Shive RT @elgoonishshive: ...gradually improving more by moving around than sitting or lying still. I expect to get EGS:NP done today, but I'm st…
Dan Shive RT @elgoonishshive: Comic production today has been delayed somewhat by a bad back. I suspect as simple a cause as sleeping in a stupid pos…
Dan Shive There is clearly a position I must avoid sleeping in. Ow.
Dan Shive RT @elgoonishshive: And now for something completely different - https://t.co/N9GzHwHJwz https://t.co/C1EI3GuWIh
Dan Shive RT @elgoonishshive: Me now: "Sure am getting a lot of comments about chest sizes lately" o_o;;;
Dan Shive RT @elgoonishshive: Me, a little while ago: "I'm going to try drawing character heads a bit smaller. It won't affect proportions that much."
Dan Shive @Deef0000dragon1 Seems a good length for episodic? I think? I'm clearly no expert ^^;
Dan Shive Do I need to know anything about Homestuck for the Hiveswap game?
Dan Shive Anyway, small rant over, that already took up... My god. That ate up nearly an hour. Back to comics >_<
Dan Shive I'm good at code and have a knack for debugging, but there's a reason I don't do computer stuff for a living beyond liking comics ^^;;;
Dan Shive And, of course, it's usually something totally benign and there's some forum post if I don't know what's up but the stress of the unknown...
Dan Shive Software stuff, anyway. Hardware, I run screaming.
Dan Shive I hate dealing with computer problems, but there are those who come to me for help, so I deal with mine and others. Not unique, but ugh...
Dan Shive And now to find excuses to ship various things. Like, actually shipping. Not, like, fan fic shipping. Bubble wrap could be used in either.
Dan Shive There is a very real possibility I will be bubble wrapping things that don't need bubble wrapping and popping bubbles with reckless abandon.
Dan Shive I got the bubble wrap to help protect figures I want off my shelves for the time being, but I'm going to have a surplus.
Dan Shive It was popped to tragic flatness. If only it had been protected with more bubble wrap... https://t.co/Ww55MHeIv6
Dan Shive @magickalslave The rules are really simple (started out complex and got narrowed done). They'll be given out just via the comic itself.
Shellsh0cker #RiseOfTheTombRaider's #ColdDarkness mode is both fantastic and incredibly nerve-wracking. #ClassicRules
Shellsh0cker I'm expecting Columbia to come out of this cloud any second now... #BioShockInfinite https://t.co/IZFE2he3V3
Shellsh0cker @loadingreadyrun I notice the VOD for the original "Dungeons and Camerons" steam isn't on Twitch anymore... YouTube soon, I hope?
Shellsh0cker .@Mark_Meer @jhaletweets Happy birthday, Commander.
Kevin #RIPAlex I haven't logged in twitter in years. Hearing about Alex from Daz I needed to say, rest in peace Alex, and love to your family.
Shellsh0cker @Syokhan Glad to see you're safe. You and all of France are in my prayers.
Shellsh0cker Just sighted: red Smart Car, vanity plate "IM SMRT". #youjustkeepthinkingthat