Christina Today is a bad day to be a user of #apple products. #whyalltheseupdates #ididnotaskforthis

Christina I could do my homework and actually get a decent grade in my classes or I could keep fucking around on the internet. #internetwins

Christina @deanlorean @angelpeentweets @ANNavarro Fine! I'll eat the pie all by myself.

Christina @deanlorean Sorry, no cake. Only pie.

Christina #HumpDay Why am I awake right now?

Christina @littleartemis I saw it. Poor Charoon's ass.

Christina @littleartemis I am so done with you.

Christina @littleartemis fallopian tubes

Christina My dog is incredibly photogenic, as long as she's sleeping and not eating my food. #eng465

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Christina I can't tell if he's gay or European, but his drinks are fruity enough to make me think the former. #eng465

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Christina With her pretty, dark head bent over the keyboard, she put the last lines into someone else's story. #eng465

Christina RT @PanicAtTheDisco: Are you nasty? #MissJackson feat. @lolomusic on @iTunesMusic http://t.co/d23HeWG52R

Christina Yo #txlege it's after midnight, just accept that the people aren't standing for your bullshit. #standwithwendy

Christina RT @NBCHannibal: Your final appointment begins tonight... Are you ready for the #HannibalFinale at 10/9c on @NBC? http://t.co/AleWY5RQME

Christina @AmerenIllinois midnight is here and still no power...

Christina @AmerenIllinois I know you said Edwardsville by midnight, but where does #SIUE factor into that equation? When should they have power?

Duncan Campbell I vote for @steam_games in round 5 of the Escapist March Mayhem http://bit.ly/aANIUR #escMM

Duncan Campbell Just voted EscapistMagazine.com for Best Online Magazine http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards

Duncan Campbell HAI I'M USING THIS TO VOTE FOR THE ESCAPIST MAGAZINE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS. I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! BLAAAARGH!!!!!