Member Since: 25 Jul 2009
August 18th, 2014
shwnbob You know, most people wouldn't stick around in your living room UNINVITED while you take a shower, but not my neighbor. He's unique!
shwnbob Really annoying kid from my neighborhood is waiting downstairs for me... Ugh!
August 2nd, 2014
shwnbob It's time to either run the table, or go home empty.
June 21st, 2014
shwnbob Watching American Dad episodes on Netflix... Now this is living.
June 5th, 2014
shwnbob There's a storm a brewing... And I'm outside walking to the mall... I'll probably be fine...
June 3rd, 2014
shwnbob A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be quite majestic!
June 1st, 2014
shwnbob Oh life, why you so depressing?
shwnbob I'm on a boat! I'm on the ferry boat! Wheeeeee!
May 31st, 2014
shwnbob Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaan anybodyyyyyyyyyyy fiiiiiiiiinnnnnnd meeeeeee somebody to looooooooove?
shwnbob Been playing Mario Kart 8 for the past 8 hours. These hand cramps are ridiculous! #worthit
May 29th, 2014
shwnbob I thought I heard the old man say; "leave her, Shawny, leave her. Oh, tomorrow we will get our pay, and it's time for us to leave her."
May 27th, 2014
May 26th, 2014
shwnbob I gots to wake up tomorrow at 5:30am... Yaaaaay!
May 25th, 2014
shwnbob Going from a date with a lady friend to a barbecue with my best friends. Isn't life in Staten Island grand?
shwnbob I'm getting better at driving. When the roads were all flooded yesterday because of the rain, I only had three panic attacks as I drove! :)
May 24th, 2014
shwnbob Fat bottomed girls YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROOOOOOOOUND. #Supermitchman
shwnbob "Are you telling me the Hampton is not the same thing as the Hilton? Da f*ck?"